cow

An old cowpoke went riding out one dark and windy day

Along the ridge he rested as he went along his way

Me and you on my OnlyFans

Holy cow, you're the Holy Trin' (Trin')

Hold me down when a hole need dick

One day, he'll get to you

And teach you how to be a holy cow

You do it to yourself, you do

And I'ma fuck the world, but this is just foreplay

Tired of hearing bullshit, bring on the cow shit

Haven't met a smell that's stinkier then our shit

Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town

Ground zero appear on the king cash cow

Do I make 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow

It's on America's tortured brow

That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Now the workers have struck for fame

Help me trust your mighty wisdom

Yes, I eat cow, I am not proud

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That it's over now

Drink your big black cow

And get out of here

Made a jail call to your bitch, she say you down

You a bug in the grass, finna get ate by my cow

I'm just livin' my life on the jet, ridin' 'round

Bust hammers with pot holders

And yo, dead a cow for his fuckin' leather

I'm not bow-legged but old school like Redd Foxx

I'm gonna hold her tight

I'm gonna love her till the cows come home

I bet'n I'll love her more

Thumb through dog shit, yeah, thumb through dog shit

Thumb through chicken shit, yeah, thumb through cow shit

Charge them hos a fee (whoa)

Calling all you shooting stars

Holy cow, bow wow wow

Now I'm here, I'm nowhere now

Shake my hand, it felt like you just touched a stove handle (what? What?)

Holy cow, f-k the cow, I want the whole cattle (what? Uh)

Gucci buffs on my eyes, look like solar panels (what? What?)

She said, "Central Park is Sea World for trees"

You ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater

It's somethin' 'bout the weather that makes them lie down

I'm called a cow

I'm not about to blow it now for all the cows

Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador

Foul style galore, verbal cow manure

Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!

Right in a pot of jam

What a setup, holy cow

They'd never believe it

Making that country money

Down in Cash Cow County where the bills really grow on trees

Making that country money

I'ma have 'em like

Oy vey, holy cow, oh my god, wow

Oy vey, holy cow, oh my god, wow

What she wants is to go kissing on a swine herd

You might as well kiss the boss man's cow

So ride in line shake yourself by the hand

Aimed to have some ham and eggs to feed my face

Got a mule to pull the plow, got an old red muley cow

And I also got a fancy mortgage on this place

Just one condition, you can go to sleep right now

That you don't touch my daughter, and in the morning, milk the cows"

I was sleeping like a rat when I heard something jerkin'

Out on the plains, down in Santa Fe

I met a cowboy riding the range one day

And as he jogged along, I heard him singing

And I looked out the door

I can tell that old milk cow

By the way she lowed

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"I," said the cow, all white, white and red

"I gave Him my manger for His bed

I Am The Lion, bellowing out in the night.

We had a cow, I left it alone to graze.

And walked to the stream and when I returned, it was stolen away.

It was a take it or leave it kinda Saturday night

I wish I could love you till the cows come home, make it right

If it's a make believe I say it ain't, tell ya then

I work for you baby, work my hand to the bone

Care for you, baby, till the cows come home

Do for you, baby, for the love that I seek

Put on something gentle

And wait for the cows to come home

♪

I saw me a hog and I saw me a mule

I looked for a cow and I saw me a few

They said, "Don't you tell Henry"

Bet you been fishin' with an old cane pole

Been cow-tippin' in a big green pasture

Burned up a clutch on a red dirt road

Ghost riders in the sky

An old cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day

Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

Come along with me to the pasture now

We'll watch the wind blow on the cows

Come along with me to the pasture now

Well, I was wandering along by the banks of the river

When seven fat cows came out of the Nile, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah

And right behind these fine healthy animals

Let me know what's on your mind

If I don't love you, ain't a cow in Texas

They raise 'em there all the time

They keep time by clappin' their hands

Just as happy as a cow chewin' on a cud

When the people beat their feet on the Mississippi mud

As he said to a colleen beside him

"Who's that pretty girl milking her cow?"

Ach, many times often you met me