"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement
Time: 1:31
Providing our supply chain with diversity (-versity, ooooh)
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions

purify; remove impurities from, increase the concentration of, and separate
Heard in 24 songs (11M+ combined views) — most famously in "Mission Statement" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Updated July 28, 2026
Time: 1:31
Providing our supply chain with diversity (-versity, ooooh)
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions

Time: 1:39
This road's gonna kill me
So put me down, distill me
End of the line, the end of me, oh yeah

Time: 0:25
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea

Time: 1:17
Cull the tide
Distill the rye
Now it's time

Time: 0:32
I want another chance
To distill
To distill

Time: 0:47
And the blister packs coats and crumpled up notes appear
It's a break from the swill, the piss they distill around here
It's a break from the swill, the piss they distill around here

Time: 1:18
Our rubric solve et coagula
Distill to purify
We've done it a thousand times

Time: 2:12
When death is crawling up the hill
And with every drink that you distill
And it means your crawling up the hill

Time: 2:44
December...
Distill a whole year down into a day
Act like we all start over with a pristine slate

Time: 0:00
You can make mash in the bathtub
But then you gotta distill it through a liquor steel
My particular steel, I'm looking at right now

Time: 2:50
The most twisted of your rules
Distill malaise and photograph the hole it leaves
Running out a copy for you

Time: 2:34
The whip is ambiguous
It distills vice
In a perverse refinement

Time: 1:04
Every atom in my body, bone, sinew, blood, and fiber
I can't distill you from my blood, you're a hungry germ inside of me
You're my lover, my heroine, my conscience, and my voice

Time: 1:59
Take it slow, I've been through worse before, let it flow
Pain distills within, cracks let vision in
Loss reweaves the time, falling shapes climb

Time: 0:21
murder = loves fate.
death distills the camouflage from our dance.
death inverts the red from romance.

Time: 1:03
The livestock, all they killed
The fresh water won't distill
Overthrow

Time: 1:56
Upon whose temples with I rest my weary hopes now?
The rain distills down steeples fills the ears of lonely church mice with the
Heartbeat of a lark or the lark in my heartbeat

Time: 0:15
I saw the truth, you're a whore
Distill the scene and don't lie to me no more
So what's killing you?

Time: 2:14
Activate off thought waves, picked up by moray
Eels makin' you distill back to earth like a astro
In a light fluffy form called snow

Time: 0:48
I need to be replenished, I need to overflow
Let my senses know your power, let your holy mix distill
Oh, Ambrosia, let my spirit drink its fill

Time: 2:20
So you need to take your hate and doubt and fear
Distill them through your word 'til they run clear
'Til they run right through your heart like Highland rain

Time: 2:31
So I guess, I'll just stand here with my back against the wall
While you distill your whole life down to a 911 call
So now you bring me your bruises

Time: 1:06
Their walls will crumble, mine will build
I am the man they can't distill
♪

Time: 2:02
I feel the pain, you know
Distill your thoughts and drink alone and die
And it wasn't to waste your time
