"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song
Time: 1:40
Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory's backed up by empirical evidence
We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
empirical
practical; derived from experiment and observation rather than theory
Heard in 9 songs (11M+ combined views) — most famously in "Sports Song" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Updated March 12, 2025
Songs Featuring “empirical”
DHeusta - Darkest Desire (feat. Dawko)
Time: 0:55
Dancing with my deepest dark desires
Miracle, how empirical
Don't know anything quite hysterical
Dead Can Dance - Amnesia
Time: 3:51
If we are subject to
Empirical minds
I wonder what lies beyond
Loic Sumfor - DejaVu (You are You) (feat. Pecutie)
Time: 0:32
Yeah it's mystical
So empirical
You're the emblem of my world
Tennis - My Emotions Are Blinding
Time: 0:40
I get hysterical, oh oh
It's empirical, oh yeah
I get hysterical, oh oh
Big Boi - Da Next Day
Time: 1:28
But niggas now rather listen to the rumors first
This shit's empirical, they're still fearing to the last bitch MC eliminated uses his dying breath to proclaim me the most lyrical
God, they done damned up the flow, Sammed up the bo
Patti Smith - Radio Baghdad
Time: 1:38
City of Baghdad, city of scholars
Empirical humble, center of the world
City in ashes, City of Baghdad
Talib Kweli - Write at Home
Time: 0:27
Everything we've ever invented or created that moved an era is recognized as work of genius
Science and the empirical man, philosophy and the thinker
Religion and the shaman, art and the sick who can metabolize
Morphide - Queen of Blame
Time: 1:39
I'm the queen of blame
Don't believe in empirical
World's in service of my will
